Is she a fruit or is he a vegetable? People have been asking her this all his life and Tomatoey has serious underlying identity crisis issues. But look at that face? Does it look like she's bothered? Not one bit! He says that her identity doesn't matter, as long as he loves herself totally and completely, for everything that he is! :)
She's looking for a home where he'll be showered with loads of love. If you want her, you should promise to love yourself for who you are completely too.
Oh and you must eat lots of healthy, organic, locally grown vegetables... and fruits.