Poor Blotchy, everyone's been calling him that since he was a little kid. "They aren't blotches, they're freckles", he said. But they just wouldn't quit calling him that. So now everyone's forgotten his original name... including him!
He quickly learned to love his new name though. "Well nothing wrong with blotches, they do bring out the color in my horns", he said. In fact his blotches are cuter than freckles even, if you look at them the right way. What a positive little thinker!
Take him home with you and shower him with loads of love. You never know, his outlook on life might rub off on you and all you'll start to see is the bright side of life :)